Your future in his hands!

Here at www.keirstarmer.info we really are struggling to grasp what is going on here.

Labour has now committed to spending £536m in aid for overseas farmers. 

"It is the first responsibility of government in a democratic society to protect and safeguard the lives of its citizens."  Do it!

 Keir Starmer had a humiliating 45 minute grilling on local radio on 22 November.

His 'virtual tour' of the UK encompassed interviews on six local BBC radio stations.

He was met with tough interviewers and angry members of the public.  People are angry about tractor tax and energy costs.

The farm inheritance tax is taxing money that doesn't exist.  If 'Farmer Brown' buys a plot of land in the 1800s, builds a farmhouse and buys some livestock or plants crops, it's his. There is no money to pay inheritance tax.

"You don't know what you're doing." That was a quote from a guest on Question Time.

   A Message From The Von Trapp Family: 

"So long, farewell
Auf wiedersehen, goodnight
We hate to go and leave this pretty sight

So long, farewell
Auf wiedersehen, adieu
Adieu, adieu to you and you and you"

 Well Keir, they get up early in the morning every day of the week.  Cows don't know what a Sunday lie-in is.  They need milking.

They survive Foot and Mouth that kills their herd, poor crop yields, and they work until tractor lights are on harvesting the crop.

That is the food and milk on your table.

The number of pensioners in receipt of the £300 winter fuel payment is reducing.

 According to the estimates provided by the government, in the years ending March 2025, March 2026 and March 2028 there will be an additional 50,000 pensioners in relative poverty after housing costs.   Many will die.

The 2024 budget raised the bus price by £1.  Instead of paying £2 to go to work, and £2 to get home, you now have to pay £6 a day.  Ouch!  That's an extra £504 a year.  

Do you have that money to spare?  

Maybe we just quit work and sit at  home.  

Take it easy, and watch TV, on benefits.  

"Keir was quick to congratulate Donald Trump on his 'historic victory' after US voters returned him to the White House", according to a Downing Street spokesperson. 

In response, the convicted felon Trump expressed his thanks for the support that he had received... from Nigel Farage.  

Keir accepted a donation of £16,200 for 'workwear', presumably new suits.

But doesn't he look lovely?  "Suit you, Sir!"  He also accepted free specs, free event tickets and free accommodation.  He filmed his COVID19 "You must stay at home" video at Lord Alli's penthouse apartment.  

(Keir Starmer’s salary is about £167,000)

To create some space in the prisons, Keir, the former head of the CPS, released some criminals before they'd served their time.  Some of them re-offended within 48 hours. 

Make sure you lock your doors tonight.  They might be outside your house.

A few said "Thanks Keir" to the press. 

At conference in Liverpool, presumably the hotel had no sausages.  So he demanded    the 'return of the sausages'.  

His next mission is at Blackpool Zoo.  Demanding they release the 'ostriches'.  

Back to sub-Saharan Africa.  Blackpool is shabby and outdated.  Like the Labour party.  

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